If You See Him Say "Alamak"

Was just reading some articles about Mas Selamat and his escape. I wonder if they aired the show "Prison Break" in Singapore prisons? Pretty good show, but unfortunately the design of the prison cell isn't the same. The ones on the show are U.S styled. The cell that Mas Selamat escaped from was Singapore style. I'm sure the designers would have "Kiasu-ed" a bit and designed the prison cell blue print to be more interesting by not having a sink or toilet for him to escape through like in the show. More to the prison looking like this picture below.


Well anyway, many people thought he is off some where laughing his ass off from his escape. Some felt that he flushed him self through the toilet which is utterly ridiculous. On the other hand, lets congratulate everyone in their help to be more vigilant and to apprehend him some time soon. Some time soon as in soon. But i don't know when the soon would be, but should be soon. That was just to confuse you. Haha


My main purpose of this entry would be that, many have made different speculations of him or how he escaped. I had to have one of my own too. Not a speculation, but in fact a short poem for him. Here it goes

Mas Selamat
You Eat Nasi Lemak
When You See The police you say "Alamak"

When you are in Malaysia, they say "Selamat Datang"
When you are in Singapore they say "Selamat Hari Raya" - Because you are in deep trouble(Sarcastic for him)

So Mas Selamat
Eat All the Nasi Lemak you can
When you get caught you gonna say "Almak kenna polis! Mati la!"

Meaning of certain words:

Alamak - OMG!!!/ Frantic

Selamat Datang - Welcome

Alamak kenna polis - OMG caught by police


Disclaimer:


The poem is solely for utter fun and enjoyment, it's not racist towards any religion or Mas Selamat himself. It's just a parody of his escape.



GMAN